Now that the disclaimer has been stated....Guess what Buddy has been up to?
Three guess and the first two don't count!
You guessed chewing up more valuable items?
Wow! You're good!
I had to place an "aren't I so irresistibly adorable" picture first so you know why we keep the darn dog.
Buddy is amazing. Buddy is charismatic. Buddy tried to be an electrician and, SHOCKER, things didn't work out so well.
In all of his free time (time unsupervised whilst we are earning a living trying to pay for all the damage he does) Buddy decided that the computer cord looked delicious. How does something look delicious to a dog? Presentation. It as all about presentation. Imagine, if you will, a luscious, plump, juicy cord, plugged in of course, tantalizing your taste buds. Making your mouth water. Being the one thing that you would request for your last supper if you happened to be on death row for being convicted of animal cruelty for killing your beloved dog.........got the picture? Well, Buddy could not resist. He had to partake, just like Adam of old in the Garden of Eden. And like Adam, God sent a shock wave that would be felt through Buddy's body (via the electric company). As Buddy's teeth connected with the inner wiring of the cord a yelp was heard throughout the neighborhood. He quickly left the Garden of Eden and was banished to the lone and dreary world where he licked the end of his tail for quite some time.
Poor Buddy. I know I keep saying this but, he really is a very smart dog! Time will prove me right on this:)
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